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Hello! I'm Lyrkit!

I tried many ways to memorize English words and found the most effective one for me!

We already have all the words of the songs that we have heard throughout our lives in our memory. We simply did not pay attention to them, but we all already hear them!

I noticed that when you learn a new word from a song that you have already heard before, you already know the translation of this word forever and you will never forget it!

I want to share this method with you. So, the scheme is as follows.

We find songs that we have already heard.

We add all unfamiliar words from them.

We pass mini tests of memory games. done

Now that you know a lot of words, you will very quickly come to know the whole language!

I bet you'll be surprised how effective this method is!)

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Motionless In White

Santa's Pissed

 

Santa's Pissed


Jingle bells,
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile
lost its wheel
And the Joker fucked your mom!

Right in the ass

hey hey little girls and boys
what's on your list for this year?
teddy bears and lots of gifts
well, too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!

You're getting razor blades,
stalking of hand grenades
And in your sleep tonight,
I'm gonna cum on your face

You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
you're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore
Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line

(later we'll have some fucking pie, and we'll do some caroling)

put that cookie down.
put that cookie down, motherfucker.

[Spoken:]
As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feed on the flesh of the living.

Santa's pissed and he's coming to town
he's taking names and he's throwing down.

[Spoken:]
Wicked witch of felling asleep
You smell like you're not going to like what you see,
Big brothers gonna shove it up your ass, 1,000 oinks scratching at the field of dignity you.
You'd always love meat, you'll see lets see what anti-gravity says, preachers says to get the fuck out of the way, that's when he looked for duke, spotsburg, he saw excitement, you like that dancing, you like that prancing, add on dixon, you hate comet, you hate cupid, fucking Donner and blitzen, what did you expect, go harder, bitch
you fucking donner go hug a fucking light switch, some people never thought that coppers would run out, go hold your breath and send Santa back to the slut house

5 severed heads in a box
4 bitches on his cock
3 beds of nails
2 bullets
1 gun

Broken candy canes
stalking of coal and bad grades
you better watch out

(bend ya ova, Imma lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)

You're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
you're not getting anything for Christmas, you fucking whore
Santa's pissed and he's taking names, and you're first in line

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.

done

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