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Hello! I'm Lyrkit!

I tried many ways to memorize English words and found the most effective one for me!

We already have all the words of the songs that we have heard throughout our lives in our memory. We simply did not pay attention to them, but we all already hear them!

I noticed that when you learn a new word from a song that you have already heard before, you already know the translation of this word forever and you will never forget it!

I want to share this method with you. So, the scheme is as follows.

We find songs that we have already heard.

We add all unfamiliar words from them.

We pass mini tests of memory games. done

Now that you know a lot of words, you will very quickly come to know the whole language!

I bet you'll be surprised how effective this method is!)

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Frank Zappa

Learning "Penis Dimension"

 

Learning "Penis Dimension"

(album: Playground Psychotics - 1992)


[Mark:] "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it, friends and neighbours. Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size of the tities themselves might possibly provide elements of sub-conscious tension . . . "
[Howard:] See, the trouble here, Frank, lies in the fact that on that sheet it says "that size," it doesn't say "that the size" therefore . . .
[FZ:] Get a pencil and write in "that the size"
[Mark:] Could I have a . . .
[Howard:] Well, I'm sorry
[Mark:] " . . . weird, twisted anxieties which could force a person to become a politician, a policeman, a narc, a casket maker . . . "
[FZ:] An usher!
[Jeff:] A musician
[Mark:] "Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicon beef-up, become writers of hot books!"
[Howard:] "I placed my burning phallus between her quivering quim!"
[Mark:] "A carmelite nun!"
[Howard:] "She placed my burning phallus between her quivering quim!"
[Mark:] "Or jockeys! There is no reason why you or your loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough already without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world! If you are a lady with munchkin tits, you can't console yourself with this age old line . . . "
[FZ:] No, "you can console yourself"
[Mark:] "You can console yourself with this age old line from . . . "
[Howard:] Simmons!
POOO-HHH! POOO-AHH-AHH!
[Mark:] "And if you're a guy . . . "
[Howard:] "Anything over a mouthful . . . "
[Mark & Howard:] " . . . is wasted!"
[Mark:] "And if you're a guy and you're ashamed of your dick and somebody hits on you one night in a casual conversation and turns to you and says, uh . . . "
[Howard:] "Eight inches or less!"
[Mark:] "You just swivel right back around and look this sonofabitch straight in the eyes, and say . . . "

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