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Hello! I'm Lyrkit!

I tried many ways to memorize English words and found the most effective one for me!

We already have all the words of the songs that we have heard throughout our lives in our memory. We simply did not pay attention to them, but we all already hear them!

I noticed that when you learn a new word from a song that you have already heard before, you already know the translation of this word forever and you will never forget it!

I want to share this method with you. So, the scheme is as follows.

We find songs that we have already heard.

We add all unfamiliar words from them.

We pass mini tests of memory games. done

Now that you know a lot of words, you will very quickly come to know the whole language!

I bet you'll be surprised how effective this method is!)

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Stephen Lynch

D&D (2005 Bonus Version) (Bonus Track)

 

D&D (2005 Bonus Version) (Bonus Track)

(album: The Craig Machine - 2005)


Now this is about a guy you might remember from high school

[Lynch:] Harmonica.
[Teich:] [imitates harmonica]

[Lynch:] More harmonica.
[Teich:] [imitates harmonica]

[Lynch:] [after a pause] Bassoon.
[Teich:] And you're a cocksucker.
[Lynch:] Thank you.

[Lynch:] I got my 12-sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement, bringing Funyuns and Mountain Dew.
[Teich:] I got a big broadsword made outta cardboard, and the stereo's a-pumping Zeppelin
[Lynch:] [in falsetto] Whole lotta love
[Teich:] It's that time of the night, we turn on the black light,
[Both:] Let the Dungeons and the Dragons begin IT'S D&D!
[Teich:] Fighting with the legends of yore.
[Both:] IT'S D&D!
[Teich:] Never kissed a lady before.
[Lynch:] Nope.
[Both:] Whoo!

[Lynch:] Play us a little gui-tar, Teichy, come on.
[Teich:] [picks up a small guitar and, after a long pause, plucks one string] Did you see that?
[Lynch:] Yeah!

[Lynch:] Now the Lord of the Rings, the Dark Crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool,
[Teich:] And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, WE'RE THE COOLEST KIDS IN THE SCHOOL!
[Lynch:] [under his breath] No we're not.
[Teich:] [also under his breath] I know.
[Lynch:] Now Teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master; he's got hit points and charisma to lend,
[Teich:] And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girl friend.
[Both:] It's D&D!

[Teich keeps singing, but Lynch stops short]
[Lynch:] Oh hold on, I'm sorry, hold on one second. Dude, come on.
[Teich:] What?
[Lynch:] Seriously!
[Teich:] What?
[Lynch:] You got a fucking girlfriend? "Dungeon Master"?
[Teich:] Yeah, all right, I do, I have a girlfriend. I do! I have a girlfriend ... ahhhh, I don't have a girlfriend.

[Both:] It's D&D!
[Lynch:] Summoning the demons of hell,
[Both:] It's D&D!
[Teich:] When our shift ends at the Taco Bell.

[Lynch's brother Drew comes onstage]

[Lynch:] Well, my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
[Drew:] Now listen to my words, you guys are fucking nerds, I'd rather stick that sword in my eye!
[Lynch:] Wow!
[Drew:] You're not a warrior strong! Your fucking wand is a bong! There's no such thing as a gnome or a sprite!
[Both:] We put a spell on thee!
[Drew:] [laughing] You guys are too much for me, ha ha ha ...
[Both:] [after a long pause to glare at him] That's what your mama said last night.
[All:] It's D&D!
[Lynch:] Warriors who terrify
[All:] It's D&D!

[All:] Virgins till the day we-e-e-e-e-eeeee-AH
[all freakiness ensues]

[Lynch:] 1, 2, FUCK YOU!
[All:] DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

done

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