Not So Silent Night

Grandma's got her Cosmo
Underneath the mistletoe
Rocking that hula hoop
Ol' aunt Mabel
Barefoot on the table
Daddy's dancing on the roof

Doorbell, ding dong
Beer pong, sing along
Christmas time, here we go, whoa

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Making lots of noise on Christmas Eve
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If you ain't having fun then you gotta leave
Grab yourself a cup, fill it up
Turn the music up
Get your Christmas spirit on right
It's gonna be a not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night

Bethlehem, mayhem
Someone took the Wisemen
And duck-taped 'em to my car
Kids made a snowman
Holding him a beer can
Middle of our front yard

Holy night, Christmas lights
Everybody's feeling right
Rocking out the neighborhood, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Making lots of noise on Christmas Eve
Oh, oh, oh, oh
If you ain't having fun then you gotta leave
Grab yourself a cup, fill it up
Turn the music up
Get your Christmas spirit on right
It's gonna be a not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night

Chestnuts are roasting
Everybody's toasting
Look at Rudolph's nose, it's glowing (glowing)
Inlaws, outlaws
Birddog's dirty paws
Deep in the eggnog bowl, uh-oh

Not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night
Not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night
It's gonna be a not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night
A not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh
A not so silent night
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Not so silent night, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Not so silent, not so silent
Not so silent night